Post Dinner Conversation

Check it out.  Ryan and I are in the car driving back from dinner.

Ryan:  I want a woman in the streets and a freak in the bed.

Me:  You mean a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets?

Ryan:  O, um....yah. 

Me:  I assume you want a woman in the bed as well as the street.


hahahahaha. 

Awesome. My husband is so urban. NOT.