Notice with me a couple of important things here:
* This is one hard working piece of gum!
* PMS is on there twice, so if you hadn't already figured it out, men clearly created this product.
* World Peace isn't listed, which is surprising because I feel like their target market would be into that as a side effect.
* Increased Vaginal Secretion? EWWW! Who wants that? Who?
* I would like to say that this is what's wrong with America, but it's a Japanese ad. Haha. Good luck my Japanese friends!