Since It's Monday

And I was perusing some unfortunate ads at breakfast, I think I'll share a little to brighten your day.   Take for example this ad targeting women:

 

Notice with me a couple of important things here:

* This is one hard working piece of gum! 

*  PMS is on there twice, so if you hadn't already figured it out, men clearly created this product.

* World Peace isn't listed, which is surprising because I feel like their target market would be into that as a side effect.

*  Increased Vaginal Secretion?  EWWW!  Who wants that?  Who? 

*  I would like to say that this is what's wrong with America, but it's a Japanese ad.  Haha.  Good luck my Japanese friends!